Fanfiction...and other crap by Diandra Hollman

I said I was gonna do it, so here it goes. Do not read these while operating heavy machinery or while under the alcafluence of incohol.


"More and more of our imports come from overseas." (As opposed to outer space, I guess)

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."  (I think this one pretty much speaks for itself)

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."  (Step away from the dogs, Mr. Bush...)

"We ought to make the pie higher."  (Okay, who gave him alcohol before a speech?)

Governor Bush: I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little brother - my brother Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
Jim Lehrer: Florida.
Governor Bush: Florida. The state of the Florida.  (Wait, then who's the governor of the Texas? Oh, right...)

"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."  (Sigh. Looks like we'll have to explain it again. Get out the sock puppets.)

"I can only speak to myself."  (I bet that's entertaining.)