Fanfiction...and other crap by Diandra Hollman

I know this chapter is short, but I just realized how long it's been since I posted this story. And I left it on a cliffhanger! *glares at muse* I'm still tweaking the next chapter, but I'll have it up soon, I promise! For now, I invite you to enjoy the Jawyer fluff.


Tiresias
by Diandra Hollman

Rating: This chapter is a PG-14 or whatever the show's rating is.
Keywords: Sawyer/Jack, slash between characters of opposite gender (no, it doesn’t make much sense to me either. Tell it to my muse), genderflip, girl!Jack
Spoilers: Maybe mild ones for mid-season 3.
Disclaimer: They’re not mine. The evil muse made me do it. I’m not profiting in any way and I promise to put them back as I found them! The muse must be obeyed, apparently.
Archive: I don’t know.
Summary: Tiresias: a character in Greek mythology who was magically transformed from a man to a woman and back again. But what if the Dharma Initiative thought it was more than just a story?
Dedication: To key_sama . I knew I'd wanted to do a girl!Jack story for a long time, but I didn't know how I could make it work until I read her story "Magic Potion". Once she planted the idea in my head that the DI could have done X-Files-y crazy experiments the rest of the story just fell into place. Thanks, hun!
Author's Notes: This takes place sometime after “I Do”, after Sawyer and Kate escaped the Others. Sun is not pregnant in this universe.

According to the myth, Tiresias spent seven years as a woman before being transformed back into a man. Because this is “Lost”, where everything is kind of compressed in timeframe, this will only take about seven *days*. So for anyone weirded out by the idea of Jack being a woman: I promise he won’t stay that way for long.


Previous chapters

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( Sawyer bent over the small sink in the hatch bathroom and splashed his face with cold water, breathing deeply, trying to still the trembling in his hands. )

I didn't have a clue what to do with this dustjacket - how do I go about making a female version of Jack when I can't even draw decent stick figures? Luckily, there are other more talented people on LJ willing to help me out. :)

The concept and artwork for this is all durnt 's. I just put the text on it. Thanks again, sweetie! You're so good to me!

( Picture is totally worksafe )
Isn't Girl!Jack pretty?

Tiresias
by Diandra Hollman

Rating: PG-13 for this chapter. R to NC-17 later.
Keywords: Sawyer/Jack, slash between characters of opposite gender (no, it doesn’t make much sense to me either. Tell it to my muse), genderflip, girl!Jack,
Spoilers: Maybe mild ones for mid-season 3.
Disclaimer: They’re not mine. The evil muse made me do it. I’m not profiting in any way and I promise to put them back as I found them! The muse must be obeyed, apparently.
Archive: I don’t know.
Summary: Tiresias: a character in Greek mythology who was magically transformed from a man to a woman and back again. But what if the Dharma Initiative thought it was more than just a story?
Dedication: To all of the wonderful readers of my previous stories (love you guys, really!) and to TPTB for giving me such wonderful characters and material to work with. Apologies to Matthew Fox for continuing to abuse his character, though I doubt he gives a rip anymore.
Author's Notes: This takes place sometime after “I Do”, after Sawyer and Kate escaped the Others. Sun is not pregnant in this universe.

According to the myth, Tiresias spent seven years as a woman before being transformed back into a man. Because this is “Lost”, where everything is kind of compressed in timeframe, this will only take about seven *days*. So for anyone weirded out by the idea of Jack being a woman: I promise he won’t stay that way for long.


( It was well into the afternoon when she finally opened her eyes, blinking in confusion at the tarp over her head before cautiously looking around. )