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The following is a direct response to (/spoof of) a political ad run by Tom Emmer, gubernatorial candidate for the state of Minnesota.
Rejected script for the Tom Emmer advertisement:
Narrator: This November 2nd, Minnesotans will have a choice.
(generic "political ad" images)
Narrator con'd: If you think your childrens' education is important and Minnesota needs to dig itself back out of the massive debt Tim Pawlenty has thrown it into, then your choice is Mark Dayton.
(images of gay people marrying, babies being sacrificed to the Devil, etc.)
Narrator con'd: If you oppose the healthcare bill because you still don't understand what it's actually about and were one of those people who was all for reform until Obama's name was attached to it and you think teachers are being paid too much already and you think Tim Pawlenty has done a *great* job balancing the state budget, then you have one good choice: Tom Emmer. Well, actually you have two choices, but let's assume if you can hear this ad that you've already removed your head from the sand.
(images of a smiling Emmer posing with his 15 or so children and hugging Tim Pawlenty)
Narrator con'd: If you've given up on politics all together and are tired of all the bashing and namecalling going on in political ads every goddamn night and you are one of those people who voted for Jesse Ventura to "make a statement", then your choice is Tom Horner. Better yet, you should probably just stay home and sit this election cycle out.
(images from Jesse Ventura's "The Body" ad, college students smoking pot, etc.)
Tom Emmer: I'm Tom Emmer and I approve this message!
paid for by the Tim Pawlenty for President in 2012! campaign.
...I must be. Why am I living in this state?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080212/ap_on_re_us/cold_weather
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