Fanfiction...and other crap by Diandra Hollman

Me, watching Fantasy Island as a fan fiction writer: I want William Shatner to guest star and be weirdly suspicious of Mr. Roark the whole time!

The show: does an episode about a little blonde girl named Allison who SEES DEAD PEOPLE.

Me: That...was not the crossover headcanon I was expecting, but I like it!