Quote(s) of the day
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diandrahollman"Killing one person is murder. Killing 100,000 is foreign policy." ~Unknown (seen on bumper stickers and buttons)
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
"'Kazaam'! You know, the one where Shaquille O'Neal plays a genie."
"That's not a horror movie."
"Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act." ~Scary Movie
"Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because when we get home your mother is going to kill me." ~Family Guy
"And until we can see each other as equals, justice is never going to be even-handed. It will remain nothing more than a reflection of our own prejudices." ~A Time to Kill
"Let's say there was a little girl, and from the time she could understand, she was taught to fear...let's say she was taught to fear daylight. She was taught that it was her enemy, that it would hurt her. And then one sunny day, you ask her to go outside and play and she won't. You can't be angry at her, can you?" ~Great Expectations
"Films don't make psychos, they just make them more creative." ~Scream
"Something is always happening, but when it happens, people don't always see it, or understand it, or accept it." ~Fallen
"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person." ~The Talented Mr. Ripley
"In my first year of law school, everybody loved everybody else because we were all studying the law and the law was a noble thing. By my third year, you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession." ~The Rainmaker
"Have you lost your mind?"
"According to my last psych evaluation - yes." ~Con Air
"Terri likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel." ~Snake Eyes
"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than an eternity without it. One." ~City of Angels
"Some things are true whether you believe in them or not." ~City of Angels
"I need to call a phone. Can I use your cab?"
"There's a cab in the office." ~I.Q.
"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do?" ~Speed
"Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts." ~Hope Floats
"Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your...your DMV records, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and every one of us, just...just begging for someone to screw with." ~The Net
Tagline: The classic story of a boy and his mother... ~Psycho
"The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers." ~Back to the Future II
"I got a gun. Not here, but I got one." ~Wrongfully Accused
"Please buckle seatbelts in their right-hand corner, or you will be shot. Exits are clearly marked, but you will not use them. Should you use them, you will be shot. On behalf of the state of Minnesota, thank you for being prosecuted. Sit back and enjoy your bus ride." ~Wrongfully Accused
"Your dog has a very surprised look on his face."
"That's because you're looking at his butt."
"Well...I guess he won't be happy with the treat I just fed him." ~Wrongfully Accused
"He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice."
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!" ~Liar Liar
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running and red light and SPEEDING!"
"Is that all?"
"No...I have unpaid parking tickets." ~Liar Liar
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
"'Kazaam'! You know, the one where Shaquille O'Neal plays a genie."
"That's not a horror movie."
"Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act." ~Scary Movie
"Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because when we get home your mother is going to kill me." ~Family Guy
"And until we can see each other as equals, justice is never going to be even-handed. It will remain nothing more than a reflection of our own prejudices." ~A Time to Kill
"Let's say there was a little girl, and from the time she could understand, she was taught to fear...let's say she was taught to fear daylight. She was taught that it was her enemy, that it would hurt her. And then one sunny day, you ask her to go outside and play and she won't. You can't be angry at her, can you?" ~Great Expectations
"Films don't make psychos, they just make them more creative." ~Scream
"Something is always happening, but when it happens, people don't always see it, or understand it, or accept it." ~Fallen
"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person." ~The Talented Mr. Ripley
"In my first year of law school, everybody loved everybody else because we were all studying the law and the law was a noble thing. By my third year, you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession." ~The Rainmaker
"Have you lost your mind?"
"According to my last psych evaluation - yes." ~Con Air
"Terri likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel." ~Snake Eyes
"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than an eternity without it. One." ~City of Angels
"Some things are true whether you believe in them or not." ~City of Angels
"I need to call a phone. Can I use your cab?"
"There's a cab in the office." ~I.Q.
"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do?" ~Speed
"Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts." ~Hope Floats
"Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your...your DMV records, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and every one of us, just...just begging for someone to screw with." ~The Net
Tagline: The classic story of a boy and his mother... ~Psycho
"The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers." ~Back to the Future II
"I got a gun. Not here, but I got one." ~Wrongfully Accused
"Please buckle seatbelts in their right-hand corner, or you will be shot. Exits are clearly marked, but you will not use them. Should you use them, you will be shot. On behalf of the state of Minnesota, thank you for being prosecuted. Sit back and enjoy your bus ride." ~Wrongfully Accused
"Your dog has a very surprised look on his face."
"That's because you're looking at his butt."
"Well...I guess he won't be happy with the treat I just fed him." ~Wrongfully Accused
"He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice."
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!" ~Liar Liar
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running and red light and SPEEDING!"
"Is that all?"
"No...I have unpaid parking tickets." ~Liar Liar
