Bad crossover fanfic

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scrubs and Heroes.
The story should use same-sex relationships as a plot device!

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I think I might have actually seen that one already...

This, however, would be hilariously cheesy and bad in a most awesome way:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gilligan's Island and Dragonball Z.
The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!

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But this is just wrong:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harry Potter and the Muppet Show.
The story should use furries as a plot device!

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