Randomness

[diandrahollman]

I will get back to posting fics soon, I promise! But first I need to get a couple things off my chest...

First, to all the people who called "Twilight" the "worst vampire movie" they had ever seen...um, it's not a vampire story. It's a love story between a human and a vampire. If you think "Romeo and Juliet" and "Titanic" are lame and would rather be watching sports then, guess what? You are not the intended audience of this movie. And to the powers that be in Hollywood who were skeptical that the movie would make it and then surprised that it did...I read a great article about you in Entertainment Weekly around the time "Sex and the City" came out. I believe the general message was:  STOP BELITTLING "CHICK FLICKS" AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SAND!

And while you're at it, could you throw a little more money at the special effects budget of "New Moon" so the whole werewolf thing isn't as awkward looking as Edward's sparkling skin? Thanks.

Second, I know there are casualties every television season, but did ABC really have to cancel all the good ones? I could have done without "Private Practice" or "Desperate Housewives" for that matter but "Pushing Daisies", "Dirty Sexy Money" and "Eli Stone"? Way to eliminate half my TV schedule. And really? "ELI FUCKING STONE"? Damn you, ABC. I would totally wash my hands of you if it wasn't for "Lost", though I suspect you were getting ready to pull the plug on that too until they set an end date. Bastards.

And what sadist came up with "Christmas Shoes"? Or, better question, what sadist decided it should be played once every hour for a month before Christmas so people can get really depressed and just drive right off a cliff the next time that damned song comes on the radio?

Ohmmmm....ohhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Merry Christmas, everybody! (Except for you, ABC execs. I hope you get lumps of coal.)